How Hot it Is In Oklahoma
I received this in e-mail today from my friend Judy and thought all you “heatdome” folks out there might get a kick out of it. Got another witty one? Add it in the comments below!
IT’S SO HOT AND DRY in Oklahoma….
….the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.
….the trees are whistling for the dogs.
….the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance
….hot water comes from both taps.
….you can make sun tea instantly
….you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
….the temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.
….you discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer your car.
….you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
….you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
….you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 A.M.
….your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is, “What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death”?
….you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.
….the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.
….the cows are giving evaporated milk.
….farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs
It’s so dry in Oklahoma that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, The Methodists are using wet-wipes, Presbyterians are giving rain checks, And the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!
On a side note, we are getting a “cold front” next week which will take us down from 40 something days of 100+ weather to high 90’s and in the evenings? SEVENTIES!
This makes us very happy.
Thank you for listening to us whine for the past 4o something days.